Dick Balm

What is Dick Balm?


1.

The dry, crusty, jizm left on a bitch's lip resulting from a failure to clean up after she receives a load of fresh tonsil jelly.

Dude, not only did I give her the tonsil jelly, she had dick balm on the next morning.

See cum, blowjob, the long kiss goodbye, tonsil jelly, vodka


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