What is Dick Beard?
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When the man's pubic region grows to such an extent, that it integrates with the thigh and scotum hair thus giving the appearance of a "dick beard".
Ruben never trims his pubs saying that "that shits for metrosexuals", he must be proud of his long ass dick beard.
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when a person is frumpy and unproportioned due to being a fat ass.
"Tina was pretty hot, until she took off her clothes and I real..