Dick Blanchard

What is Dick Blanchard?


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The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

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