Dick Blanket

What is Dick Blanket?

masturbatingwith any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dickblanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

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