Dick Blender

What is Dick Blender?


1.

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2

A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.

B: Whuchu do?

A: I choked a bitch.

EX3

M: Hows about a BJ?

W: Hows about a Dick Blender?

M: Up yours whore.

See dick twister


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