Dick Cancer

What is Dick Cancer?


1.

Cancer of the dick.

Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.

Involves several pros and cons.

Pros:

Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).

You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.

Cons:

Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).

Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.

"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"

"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."

"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."

See cancer, dick, homo, tumour, disease


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