What is Dick Check?
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When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.
She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.
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What a prostitute does to a male client before any services are rendered.
I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.
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1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )
-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."
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Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!
2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"
2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
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n. It's what you do when your cock turns numb from too much sex and you need to pull out and give it a quick squeeze to see if it's still hard.
Usually done when some chick is giving you a really bad
Jane sucked at giving handjobs so after about 30 mintues I had to do a quick dick check to see if I was still hard.
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Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!
Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)
