Dick Check

What is Dick Check?


1.

When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.

She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.

See finger check, oral sex, freshness, blowjob

2.

What a prostitute does to a male client before any services are rendered.

I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.

See dc, safe sex

3.

1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )

-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."

Note*

Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.

1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"

2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!

See dick, check, jerry, dick check, pwnd

4.

n. It's what you do when your cock turns numb from too much sex and you need to pull out and give it a quick squeeze to see if it's still hard.

Usually done when some chick is giving you a really bad hand whammy.

Jane sucked at giving handjobs so after about 30 mintues I had to do a quick dick check to see if I was still hard.

See downtownj

1.

Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!

Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)


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