Dick Clark

What is Dick Clark?


1.

An Invincible Man who has his own television special once a year on CBS after he leaves the Cryogenic holds of a new york laboratory. After his television special, he is frozen once again to retain his perpetual looks for all of eternity

When Nuclear Holocaust happens, Dick and Cockroaches will be the only thing still living.

2.

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"

2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!

See Assessment

3.

Teabagging someone, but before the balls enter the mouth a countdown from ten occurs. Usually followed by a shout of "Happy New Year!"

Don't pass out at Billy's house, he'll give you the Dick Clark.

See tea bag, balls, testicles, fruit salad, gargle

4.

The guy who sounded like Corky from "Life Goes On" on New Years Eve 2005.

Dick Clark has alot in common with Corky now.

See retard, tard, morbid, sad


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