Dick Contest

What is Dick Contest?

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.

T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.

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W'd

1. To mess something up with such disregard to common sense it almost seems implausible. It's root meaning comes from the 43rd U.S. Pr..

Dignified Doormat

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Neotard

1. (Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard. A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles w..

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