What is Dick Dialing?
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The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.
I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.
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to have had, or about to have a full erection, so your penis is at its lowest. often makes you want to "show off".
I had a pr..
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When you have a shitty outlook on life
Bryan: That bitch is always complaining.
Duane: Sounds like a serious case of Opticalrectumiti..
