Dick Dilemma

What is Dick Dilemma?

A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.

Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.

Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.

See quandary, confusion

Schmcshit

1. taking a shit while eating, specifically a cinnamon bun, and proceeding to place the food on top of the toilet paper dispenser while wip..

Dirty Birdbath

1. Bend he/she over, spread open his/her asshole and slowly urinate into the orifice. He/she then splashes around in the pool of urine in ..

Jack-n-da Crack

1. the fast food joint "jack in the box tha only thing open this late is jack-n-da crack. See jack, in, the, box, burgers..

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