Dick Dilemma

What is Dick Dilemma?

A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.

Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.

Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.

See quandary, confusion

Despanxed

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Fuckaroni

1. A conjunction between fuck + macaroni when you are cooking macaroni and cheese. If you fuck it up, it is then fuckaroni or fuckaroni and..

Urinalienation

1. The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite..

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