Dick Dilemma

What is Dick Dilemma?


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A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.

Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.

Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.

See quandary, confusion


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