Dick Douche

What is Dick Douche?

A penile cleansing rag.

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.

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1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.

2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!

John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?

Boy: I just used a dick douche!

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