What is Dick Duck Fart?
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From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
OR
*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
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Random Words:
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farting in a girls mouth while she's simultaneously tosses your salad and jerks you off.
Last night I gave this girl a Joyce Oven ..
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acronym for: Laughing out your ass with a plate of lasgna while slapping the shit outta jesse jackson and getting a handjob by the Dolly..
