Dick Ed

What is Dick Ed?


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A Dick Ed is an example of the human race that has the misfortune of being called Richard Edward - commonly shortened to Dick Ed.

The amusement caused by this name is due to its similarity to the commonly used insult 'Dick Head' - a phrase previously defined in the Urban Dictionary as 'Someone that is rude and obnoxious that thinks they are clever than they really are.'

A Dick Ed differs from a Dick Head in many ways. The main difference is that the original Dick Ed is actually very intelligent, and never rude or obnoxious. The Dick Ed is actually very funny and friendly, and happily informs others of his unfortunate name.

Warning - anyone that encounters the Dick Ed is advised not to steal his dog. Anyone that chooses to ignore this warning will be shot by the Dick Ed with a zombie gun. The Dick Ed armed with a zombie gun is highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.

Hi my name is Dick Ed

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