Dick Eggs

What is Dick Eggs?


1.

a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.

Symptoms include:

burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair

Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.

Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!

See dick, eggs, burning, itching, condom


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