What is Dick Eggs?
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a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.
Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.
Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!
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Random Words:
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Someone who has never spanked the monkey.
Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?
Man 2: What about him?
Man: He's a hand virgin!
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