Dick Factor Edit Meaning

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Dick Factor

A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.

Person A: Stop talking.

Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!

Person A: Please God make him stop!

Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.

Person B: Dear Lord why?

Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.

Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.

Person B: Not before I do.

Person A: (dies)

Person B: (dies)

Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

See dick, factor, gay, sex, sucks

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A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.

Person A: Stop talking.

Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!

Person A: Please God make him stop!

Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.

Person B: Dear Lord why?

Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.

Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.

Person B: Not before I do.

Person A: (dies)

Person B: (dies)

Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

See dick, factor, gay, sex, suck, me, off

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A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.

Person A: Stop talking.

Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!

Person A: Please God make him stop!

Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.

Person B: Dear Lord why?

Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.

Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.

Person B: Not before I do.

Person A: (dies)

Person B: (dies)

Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

See sex, gay, dick, factor