Dick Farmer

What is Dick Farmer?


1.

Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick

Man, Jimmy just issued a malpractice lawsuit on me. What a dick farmer.

See dick, wanker, weenus, putz

2.

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.

"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"

"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"

See dick, crabs, herpes, std

3.

Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)

n. slang.

1. A Homosexual.

2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.

3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.

intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.

1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.

2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.

Behind the phrase:

1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.

2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.

Joe,"Fuck you, you Dick farmer!" Jamie,"Your just pissed because i Dick farmed your friends."

See fag, butt pirate, fudge packer, hoe, whore, skank


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