Dick Fart Edit Meaning

1.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe(also spelled quofor quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.

See fart, queef, queif, quief, queaf, vart, flatulence, dick, cock, quofe, quof

2.

Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.

Oh man, Harry! The other day I dick farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! Arrg! I'm a pirate!

See dick fart, fart, dick, cock, shit

3.

Literal Term!

"It was about as rare as a Dick Fart"

See Bilbo

4.

A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.

"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease."

"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."

See medicine, fistula, uti, fart, dick

5.

Expelling audible air from ones member. As heard and seen on The Dirty Twig Show.

The Dirty Twig farted out of his dick. He dick farted

See dick fart, cock fart, penis fart

6.

Someone who smells like they came out of someone's dick;smells like piss or cum

Shut up you boner-biting dick-fart fuck-face