Dick Feet Edit Meaning

1. The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger. "My crap is three fingers long!"..

1. When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting -Dude I'm sooo dunk right now - yea you are..

1. The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman. In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven ..