What is Dick Fixture?
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One who talks so much that the viable option to shut them up is to stick your dick in their mouth.
"Kevin is a real dick fixture during OPCOMM meetings"
2.
A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.
Kevin is a dick fixture.
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