Dick Frost

What is Dick Frost?

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When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.

Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"

Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"

Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.

Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.

See dick, cold, lonley, sex doll, christmas
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