Dick Gnome

What is Dick Gnome?

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A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.

guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!

guy 2: what a dick gnome!
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