What is Dick Gnome?
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A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.
guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!
Random Words:
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After screwing a girl on the rag, proceed to clean your bloody penis off in between the females funbags resembling a red necktie.
Tiffa..
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irrational fear of flags.
"Strange, my boyfriend's grandmother freaks out when she sees flags because of her vexiphobia."..