Dick Hands

What is Dick Hands?


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A description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. When refering to a specific individual, it becomes Dick Kands.

person 1: See that guy, hes got dick hands.

person 2: What a filthy fucking animal. What if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?

person 1: That is a classic case of primary contact. Keep your hands to yourself. Its tough love, you know.

Upon a later encounter..

person 1: Hey, theres Dick Kands.

See unclean, qbert


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