What is Dick Hands?
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A description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. When refering to a specific individual, it becomes Dick Kands.
person 1: See that guy, hes got dick hands.
person 2: What a filthy fucking animal. What if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?
person 1: That is a classic case of primary contact. Keep your hands to yourself. Its tough love, you know.
Upon a later encounter..
person 1: Hey, theres Dick Kands.
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To make comical/suspicious noises (toots) from your derriere, bum, behind, keister. To fart.
"Eating dairy causes me to booty toot..
