Dick Horse

What is Dick Horse?


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Someone (usualy men who are sweaty and in there late 40's) who likes to cut hair off a horse and glue it to his own dick. then collects a series of five deferent types of horse hair, the final product is they cut there dick off and cook it with a casorole...

Son: Hay dad wats that hairy thing im eating?

Dad: Fuck up you lil shit!

Son: Please tell me!

Dad: Its the final product of my dick horse ive been working on.

See penis searcher, anguskathage, yass, dick


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