Dick In A Jar

What is Dick In A Jar?

when a male is completely controlled by his girlfriend/woman/significant other, and constantly bails on his friends to be with her.

Person 1: Dude, Marco is being such a dick in a jar. I haven't seen him in months.

Person 2: What the fuck is a dick in a jar?

See dick, jar, box, dck

Offender

1. noun; pronounced "uh-fen-duh" and therefore no article is needed before it; used to describe someone who hates or passionately..

Zlotek Buckaroo

1. (the relationship ender) After locking in the "Tebbutt Manoeuver" and wrapping ones legs around your partner, attempt to ride ..

Zipper

1. A death trap for your wang. "Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper" See not, cool, it, real..

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