What is Dick In Mouth Syndrome?


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Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.

"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."

See dick, mouth, syndrome, dims, lazy ass, hobo, freeloader, leech


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