What is Dick Inches?
1.
Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
See
Random Words:
1.
Description of a person who is elderly or very ill and presumably near death. Not particularly respectful, but usually used comically. ..
1.
Derogatory term once used by domestic motorcycle enthusiasts to deride the new Japanese motorcycles that were coming to market.
Recentl..
1.
The preferred hairstyle of bald men. Hair is present around the sides and back of the head, but the top is completely smooth. From behin..
