Dick Inches

What is Dick Inches?


1.

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"

fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."

fellow one: "There's plenty of room."

fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

See penis size, dick


34

Random Words:

1. A spray cleanser that removes cum/body fluid stains from the vagina, making it look fresh and new. Stephanie had a large cream pie inje..
1. A leading online property portal serving as a search engine for most things related to property. A business environment with a communi..
1. Any of a mythological species of anthromophic (animal with human characteristics such as the ability to talk, the ability to walk up-rig..