Dick Infarction

What is Dick Infarction?


1.

having a severe blockage in your dick

in medical terminology infarction is a blockage. if an infarction happens in the heart, it leads to a heart attack.

Son: "Mom, can I go get laid tonight?"

Mom: "Are you fucking crazy, no you can't go get laid tonight! It's a school night."

Son: "You are such a dick infarction!"

See cock block, mom


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