Dick Jelly

What is Dick Jelly?

Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.

My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.

Me: Dude that's sick, I think it's time for you to buy some new dick jelly.

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Dip 'n Dab

1. when u have really bad diharrea, so u have to dip the paper in the water, and dab it on ur asshole cause it hurts that bad i had to dip..

Not The Daddy Dance

1. On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, ..

Zmobie

1. Like a zombie, but differnt in that a zmobie eats bairns instead of brains. Ahhh! The zmobies are coming! See zombie, bairns, brains, ..

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