Dick Kite

What is Dick Kite?


1.

an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick

Mike:So how did the other night go?

Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.

Mike:Man, what a dick kite!

See limp dick, softy, erectile disfunction


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