Dick Laportapottie

What is Dick Laportapottie?


1.

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

See ejaculation, dick, toilet, cum


0

Random Words:

1. a suffix that can be added to most descriptive words phat-ass fat-ass crack-ass big-ass long-ass hot-ass sweet-ass See Rosh 2. ..
1. When the retirement savings in your 401(k) loses half its value due to the current economic crisis. I thought I had a 401(k) plan, but ..
1. somone who has been orally pleasuring someone with gonnareaha. Man I heard she had gonnareaha breath. See breath, fart, fat, mouth..