What is Dick Leave?
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time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.
my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!
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To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.
Invented by the Sir the Third Earl..
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The process is as follows:
1ace gasoline in hookers mouth.
2ace Penis in hookers mouth.
3.Ejaculate in hookers mouth.
4.Hold hookers..
