Dick Lickin Dan

What is Dick Lickin Dan?

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The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'

FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)

CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.

Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?

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