What is Dick Logger?
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One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.
If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.
lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.
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