Dick Magnet

What is Dick Magnet?


1.

The opposite of a chick magnet.

Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).

"I've only been to a gay bar once"

"Oh yeah? I bet you were a real dick magnet"

See chick magnet, magnet, gay, dick, hot girl

2.

A female that is so incredibly physically attractive that males are drawn to her by pure sexual desire. However, the personality of the female is so caustic, so annoying or so infuriating that any want of interaction beyond pure physicality is nonexistent.

Hey Jon, who was that wicked hot chick I saw you talking to last night?

Jeez, man, she was a dick magnet. Two minutes after we stared talking I was trying to find an excuse to leave, flee the state and change my phone number so she had no chance of finding me...ever!

That bad, huh? Sorry dude.

See chick magnet, annoying, caustic, succubus

3.

A woman (or gay man) who typically attract the wrong type of guy, i.e. guys who act like dicks.

Jane: Sarah, why can't I seem to find any decent guys?

Sarah: Jane, you're such a dick magnet.

Jane: What?

Sarah: You only seem to attract guys who act like complete dicks, you're a dick magnet.

See dick, magnet, assholes, losers


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