Dick Measuring

What is Dick Measuring?


1.

When to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.

Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.

Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?

Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!

See bragging, showing off, gloat

2.

Commonly used when two guys or friends are arguing and one friend brings up a point to counter his friend point, but in theory it is just a stupid and or irrelevant point.

Steve: Do you ahve any enemies? what about the guys you jipped on the deal..

Joe: How did you know about that!?! Well what about you and not going to help Bob in the bad deal he made?

Steve: This is no time for dick measuring, who did you do a bad deal with....

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