What is Dick Mileage?
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The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
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The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appro..
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When you are distracted.
Estás comiendo moscas.
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