Dick Mileage

What is Dick Mileage?


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The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

See shag, screw, bang, hump, bone


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