What is Dick Mileage?
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The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
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A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.
Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil..