What is Dick Mileage?
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The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
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A micro-sized ribosome attachment to the smooth endoplasmic reticulum. Often seen in animal cells.
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verb. to impregnate, knock up
past tense: pregnatized
Pookie done pregnatized Shonda.
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A reoccuring but unspoken relationship, generally a hook-up, that only occurs after both parties are well past tipsy.
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