What is Dick Mileage?
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The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
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A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P
beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)..
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a moment of unadulterated sexual overtness; an innovation in sexual innuendo heretofore unconsidered
Guys, I saw that sausage and I jus..
