What is Dick Mileage?
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The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
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When you fart anonymously and quickly pin it on someone else.
I TOTALLY just pulled a yokey doke on that sucker.
See fart cake, silent..
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a welt, or a stain resulting from someone whipping something with thier dick,leaving an imprint like a moose hoof or a spade
guy: dude..
