Dick Mileage

What is Dick Mileage?


1.

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

See shag, screw, bang, hump, bone


72

Random Words:

1. Unreal Tournament is a fast paced first person shooter style game. The series is now on its 3rd game, unreal tournament 2004 (last was ..
1. A look of pure hatred given to someone that has seriously wronged you. When done successfully, it should appear as if daggers or flames ..
1. Incorrect spelling of the plural form of "virus" Dipshits get virii on their computer and exclaim, "Eek! I've got v..