What is Dick Mileage?
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The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
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the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.
bob: "h..
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Another word for your ass hole.
"Dude I really like the fly gloves, the color matches my big ol butholiooh babe"
See asshole..
