Dick Mints

What is Dick Mints?


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Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.

Receptionist: (Motions towards bowl) Mint, sir?

Man: Hell no, I 'aint sucking on dick mints...

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