What is Dick Mistress?
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a fancy way for calling people a whore, also when used on a man it is calling them a whore and fag at the same time thus attaining the coveted "double whammy"
Person A: Man, Elton John is such a dick mistress.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.
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To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.
You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my ..