Dick Mouth

What is Dick Mouth?


1.

is an insult shouted at men typically. It is slightly more insulting and specific than its close cousin "dickweed," for usually it is used when the person being a dick mouth said something ignorant, is lying, or made an unintelligent statement.

Guy: Why the fuck did side scrape my SUV, dickweed?

Other Guy: You fucking tried to merge into my lane without signaling and didn't bother to check first, dick mouth!

See dickmouth, dickweed, idiot, douchebag, moron

2.

Noun: an insignificant, loud-mouth, jerk-off who totally fucks himself over every time he opens his big fucking mouth. To be more specific, someone who repeatedly slaps themselves in their own face with their own proverbial cock while at the same time ejaculating into their own eye socket, causing irritation not only to themselves, but also to everyone around them as well.

Example 1: "Don't be a dick mouth!"

Example 2: "What a dick mouth!"

Example 3: "Congratulations-you are not only stupid, but are also the king of all dick mouths!"

See dick mouth, ejaculation, jerk-off

3.

An std that you can only get if you have red hair, freckles and have recently kissed someone who has been sucking on a filthy penis. Common symptoms include: Migraines, yellow hands, a common cold and the urge to yell homosexual things when you are angry. There is a very rare disease and only one case has ever been recorded.

"Dammit Brendan don't come near me, you have dick mouth."

"Heard you got dick mouth after hooking up with that chick last night Brendan."

"Damn Brendan, you should really get those yellow hands checked out, you might have dick mouth."

See dick, ranga, std, disease, red

4.

Some one who is gay and has a dick for a mouth and needs to get a life

Wow Your gay nice try though DICK MOUTHH!!!!!

See dick, dick hole, fag, ass, pussy, fuck face

5.

When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.

I didnt kiss my girlfriend in the morning in the morning cause she had Dick Mouth

See cum dumpster


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