What is Dick Move?
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An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.
It was a dick move when Tom encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left his friend Bill to pick up the tab.
Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.
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When a normal person makes a maneuver that would ordinarily be performed by a
Jonas just threw sand in my face. What a dick move!
Armond, the town goat, just defecated on a pedestrian. What a dick move.
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Pulling a dick move is engaging in an egregious, selfish and usually public stunt, i.e. a cock-block or dumping a workload unnecessarily upon a friend or coworker. The exclamation of the phrase "Dick move!" in a high, nasal voice is sometimes the only socially acceptable recourse. Other common reactions include "Shenanigans!", "Bullshit!" and, a personal favourite, "BULLSHIT SHENANIGANS!".
John likes Cindy. Erik likes Cindy. Erik and John are friends. Erik intentionally keeps Cindy busy at a party ("cock-blocks" John). John finds out about it after the fact, and yells "Dick move!" Given the nature of their friendship, violence may or may not occur.
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A "dick move" is defined as being any action that requires an outstanding amount of courage and a remarkable lack of forethought.
You: BOOOYAAAA! I just did my girlfriend's sister.
Me: Dick move.
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N: An act that is seen as mean, or negative; That was a real dick move!
There can be multiple levels of a dick move. Level one is something minor and insignificant (i.e: Like throwing someone's external HD into the bathtub). Level two is something like that asshole in charge of the Titanic who let it sink, and level three is on par with 9/11.
Some argue that the Holocaust was a Level 4 dick move, but others argue that is was just plain a shitty thing to do.
Guy: Dammit, Osama!
Other Guy: Yeah, that was a real dick move, that whole 9/11 thing was.
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Its when a guy behaves in a certain way to look better than his fellow guy friends, it might be done just to impress a gurl
Today keith drop a toy car on my dick while i was sleep
and i told him, " dick move" keith
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7.
an adjective used to describe when someone is being a dick.
Guy 1: Hey, I plugged your girlfriend last night!
Guy 2: Dude, that was a dick move.
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