Dick Muffs

What is Dick Muffs?

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

Shitwow

1. 1. n (A play on "shamwow.") A state of affairs that describes something so impressive that one needs to take a dump to recover..

Splinge

1. Splinge To refer to something as cool That shirt you got on is so Splinge See cool, wicked, awesome, safe, kewl 2. noun, verb, splin..

Funmouth

1. A synonym for a butt hole. Guess what's in my funmouth? I have sores on my funmouth. See anus, ass, butt, fun, rectum..

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