Dick Muffs

What is Dick Muffs?

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

Emo Basher

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Assmeat

1. pretty obvious. flesh of the ass! i think the lumps of assmeat are actually falling off of that 400 pound woman in latex red shorts. 2..

1. Military Police. Used in military complexes or installations founded by the army. Often seen standing at doors that require personal ide..

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