Dick Mustache

What is Dick Mustache?


1.

A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.

He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.

See dick, balls, sack, mustache, pubes, hair

2.

A fraternity prank similar to a teabagwhere you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

See teabag, elephant line, prank, cockface


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