Dick 'n Piss

What is Dick 'n Piss?

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When you are so drunk that you can not make it to the bathroom, because of some crippling circumstance, so you are forced to open your bedroom door and piss in the hallway.

John: I HAVE TO PISS

Woody: The bathroom light is out John.

John: DAMMIT.

John opens the door and sticks his dick out and proceeds to piss in the hallway

Woody: John what the hell are you doing??

John: I'M PISSING!!!

This is referred to a Dick 'n Piss

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