Dick Nosed Vampire

What is Dick Nosed Vampire?


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one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

See cars, redneck, jeff gordon, driving, talladega, racing, drifting


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