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Boning a chick while acting like Wilford Brimley. Dressing like him is a plus
Female: "Ohh I'm soo honry!"
You: "Y..
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Masturbation
I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.
See wanking, masturbation, balls, love, spuds..