What is Dick Off?
1.
The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.
John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.
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2.
To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.
-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.
-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
3.
An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.
A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.
B: Pffft. Dick off love.
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4.
To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.
We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.
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