Dick Ornament

What is Dick Ornament?


1.

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

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2.

A person who loves and admires another person so much that they have their mouth permanently attached to the person's dick.

god darkz, are you viper's new fucking dick ornament?

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