Dick Paper

What is Dick Paper?


1.

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.

Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

See cock, cum, come, spoof, love juice, tissue


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