What is Dick Punch?
1.
the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.
I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)
2.
A concussive
"Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?"
"Bro, I'm just so horny..."
"oh"
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3.
a way to exclaim mass sexual desire for another
mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole
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